when you fighting and you go to poke your enemies eye but you forget that you shot it out earlier and he smile at you after you do it
"i don’t like garlic bread"
the worst thing about online friendships is no hugs
man i wanna hug the frick outta some of you
the adults on tumblr are fucking surreal like half of them spend their time making fun of 13-16 year olds please do something more productive with your time. ride a bike. get a job. pay taxes.
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
list of cute things
- also you
- hey look you
- and you
- wait wait wait
- you’re cute
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
nash grier in a few months