people who think jumping off a building and falling 100+ metres into a pile of hay or flower petals and then emerging unscathed is realistic but a female assassin isn’t
*thinks about life for more than 2 seconds*
when people stop paying attention to her for two minutes
i wish i was as pretty as my icon
"I loved them before they got popular"
Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?
Access to basic health care
Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.
how much lube do you need for anal ? ?
I do not have enough
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
when people correct ur grammar on the internet
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day